Remember Squishable Reals? - spherical real live animals based on our Squishable plush line? We have been advised by our lawyer to not mention this ever again because it was "a bad idea" and "physically impossible".

So allow us to introduce...Comfort Food REALS! Indeed! All the cuddly goodness of your favorite Squishable foods with an added bonus of being slightly more edible!* This Red Velvet Cupcake is extremely squishy (we tested it!) and also delicious (at least it was at the time of this photo)!

5" of pretty good cupcake, extremely travel-worn. I mean, we’re shipping it, after all.

Note: We can't guarantee its shelf life. Not recommended for those with a gluten intolerance, those who are counting calories, or those who like their baked goods fresh. And made by real bakers.

*This statement has not been verified by the Food and Drug Administration, or anyone really.