Ella S.
Jersey Shore , PA
3-20-2024

I had gotten another package so I didn't notice that this one had arrived. I was delighted to receive the alien and the beast. He's very cute and I promise to take him on plenty of walks and water him twice a day. Happy squishing!

Tara S.
, IL
2-27-2024

Once upon a time, there was a rich, successful playboy of a doctor. He treated the world and his body as if the party would never end. But one day he said the wrong thing to the wrong nurse and *POOF*! He lost his career, his money and, worst of all, his beauty, in the blink of an eye. Gone was his silky brown skin and luxurious black locks. In their place was soft, scraggly brown hair and a long, hooked nose. After losing all his sycophantic friends and acquaintances, he removed himself to a secluded cabin off the Baltic Sea. There, he merely existed, forced to marinate in his misery and growing hate for his old persona. Many years later, a sad woman, on the run from the Rose Bush mafia, accidentally found the small, humble cabin. But before he could greet her, she was ambushed by a member of the RB mafia and shot with an arrow. The murderer left her to die of her wounds. While the doctor had long ago let go of his lecherous ways, he had never forgotten his training and used it to heal the poor lass. You can guess the end, dear reader, for this is the stuff of fairy tales and dreams. In her, he found salvation and in him, she found a very cuddly, squishy companion who she also came to call Husband