Do it. Do the thing. You know, that thing you want to do, but know you shouldn't? Well maybe you should. Maybe you should just do that thing right now. You can trust me, I know a thing or two about doing things that everyone else says you shouldn't do, and my opinion, which is completely unrelated to my status as a demonic being of pure evil, is that you should do it. Do it now. Yes. Yesssss!
Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different.
Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is
Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.
