Let's take a minute to consider Bruce "Choppy" McTwobyfour, friend to all lupine kind! This lumberjack loves building beautiful-yet-sustainable wooden furniture, but he also loves his furry, four-legged friends of the forest! That's why, right before chopping down a future armoire or ottoman, Choppy says "Timber, Wolf!" as a warning for all the Wolves to scurry to safety! True(ish) story!These days, Timber Wolves prefer to live somewhere their natural resources are not being actively harvested for chaise lounges! Like your kitchen! The only thing that's incoming fast round here is dessert! "Carrot Cake, Wolf!"