Werewolves on TV have abs you could grate parmesan on, chins forged from granite, and hair that may or may not be of this world! But what about the fearsome shape-shifting night-creature who would rather eat a cheese danish? Or go to a movie? Or do anything besides spending three hours a day at the gym and the hairdresser? These unrealistic images can fill them with were-shame and were-insecurities!Stand up for non-traditional werewolf body types! This Werewolf is made for sitting around, far from barbells, side-bends, and expensive grooming products! Get comfy on this ample sometimes-lupine! Read a comic book! Let it all hang out - everyone's self-esteem will get a boost!Note: Massives are not normally eligible for expedited shipping, but if you've got a special situation, email us
! International Orders: Incidentally, these are just too big to ship to most international destinations. Just FYI!