Let's say you're a huge, Scottish lake-dwelling creature. You pop your head out of the water every few years to see what's going on, only to be greeted by the paparazzi! And even worse, they seem insistent on capturing your lovely visage with the world's most blurry cameras! What would you think of humanity? Probably "They really need to get better cameras." But also, "What's with all the fuss? Why don't they just offer a neighborly 'hello'?" This is Nessie's reality, people! Only you can show her our softer side, by putting down the camera and putting on a smile! Invite Nessie into your home! Give her a muffin! Only your cuddles can warm up those human/lake-monster relations!
Nessie is a Limited Edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 1,000. Once they're gone...they're gone!