I really don't get it, Jackalope, said the Narwhal. "I'm completely real, but everybody thinks I'm mythical. You are a creation of crafty entrepreneurs with some glue, middling taxidermy skills and an eye for suckers, yet many people think you're real! What gives?"The Jackalope scratched his horns in thought and mulled it over. "Well, I'm a rabbit (real) mixed with an antelope (also real). You're a whale (real) mixed with a unicorn (totally not real). I just make more logical sense than you do."And thus did two inanimate objects made of plush fabric and stuffing end their conversation about the nature of reality and myth.