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Once, Elephants were revered for their great memory. An Elephant never forgets the chemical formula of peppermint oil, or who won the college lacrosse championship in 1979, or anything else for that matter! That used to be a really useful thing, but now that the sum of human knowledge is just a few thumb-jabs away, what good is cloggin' your noggin with it?The affectionate and benevolent Elephant remains relevant! The modern Elephant knows when to help you forget! Fretting about an unrequited crush? "Hey, look over here!" says the elephant. "Watch me make a water fountain with my trunk!" Waiting to hear if you got into the school of your dreams? "Get a load of this: I'm rolling around in the mud, wiggling my big ol' clompers in the air!"What were we just talking about?