Milk puns! Let's do this!The Cow is truly the cream of the barnyard crop! You don't have to skim an animal textbook to know that cows are smart, caring, and have far more stomachs than your average mammal! If I had to rank all the world's creatures and divide them into percentiles, the Cow would be in the top 1%! Or 2%! What are the odds of that? I'd say half-and-half. Phew. Glad I got that out of my system. Anyway, the Squishable Spotted Cow is a whole lot of fabulous cowishness, perfect for cuddling on the couch when all you want to do is relactose. I mean relax!