Have you heard the story of Soft Serve Ice Cream? It's a tale of excitement and derring-do and a whirlwind chase over three continents! It involves saving recipes from the Ancient Library of Alexandria as flames licked the shelves! Packs of armored elephants stomping through the Pyrenees for some reason! A blind mystic living in a hut in a foggy Cajun swamp who spoke only in riddles! It's likely you haven't heard that story, since it's completely fake. Soft Serve was invented by some businessmen in the 1930'a. Which isn't much on which to base a product description. Let's stick with the elephants and flames!