Say you find yourself in the Orinoco River in South America, AKA "the Portland of the underwater." Somewhere between the sunken record store and the aquatic boutique with the hundred-dollar bowties lies the best artisanal donut shop this side of the tide!Piranhas know what air-breathing hipsters do not: there's no need wait in line all morning for an underwater donut if you can scare away the tourists! These fashionable fishies guard their favorite neighborhood haunts by developing a reputation as vicious flesh-eating river beasts! The tourists can't eat your donuts if all the tourists are in your belly.Fret not: make friends with a Piranha for all the cuddles without the carnage! She may even let you in on where to find that awesome donut shop!