Alas! You have heard the sexy siren song of the Mer-Corgi, and already it's too late for you! Those bewitching snurfles and yaps draw you in, closer and closer to its cute little dog house in the middle of the sea! No! You cry out, I will not pet its cute little head and scratch its adorable little ears! But your legs betray you, propelling you through the water, kicking you ever closer. Here the Mer-Corgi sits in front of you, majestic in its beguiling cuteness! Oh your traitorous hand, it's reaching up to give it a scratch on its cuddly little chin! It is wonderful! You are lost!