Whether I'm being pulled on rickshaws through the Indonesian countryside, stuffed into rush-hour Moscow Metro cars, or experiencing a two-hour layover in Toronto, when some helpful local sees me looking a little jetlagged and lost, they offer me one thing: a Hamburger!Maybe it's the eagle on my passport. Maybe it's the fact that I measure temperatures in Fahrenheit. Maybe it's the giant American flag I tattooed on my forehead. No matter what, I'm always immediately pegged as an American, a country that the rest of the world seems to think eats burgers for breakfast, lunch and dinner!Let's own it! I might blow my worldly cover by confusing what "football" entails to a Dutchman, or I can just get it right out there by attaching this fluffy little sandwich of Americana to my backpack! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Free Shipping on Three or More Micros!
Yes way! Order 3 Squishable Micros and get free shipping on them! Use coupon code "THEMOREMICROSTHEMERRIER" at checkout!
Valid on retail orders placed at squishable.com only for shipping within the continental US. Valid through 12/31/2021 at 11:59 PM PST. No cash value. Yadda yadda yadda.