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My owners think I'm napping, pawing in the air, lolling about on my side, being adorable without knowing it. They are instead looking at a skilled purveyor of the dark arts of trickery plying his craft. You see, once distracted from the carrot cake they have just placed on the counter, I will execute a barrel-roll maneuver to engage an optimized jumping stance and then make a perfectly-timed leap to the...ooh, a squirrel!What was I talking about? Oh yes, my brilliant plan! Right! I was going to use my immense dimensions to reach that delicious carrot cake, after which I will spirit it away to hey, why are you putting your head on my shoulder? Actually, that feels really comfortable. Let's just hang out here for a while...Note: Massives are not normally eligible for expedited shipping, but if you've got a special situation, email us! International Orders: Incidentally, these are just too big to ship to most international destinations. Just FYI!