Hey bro, I found the perfect tree! It's got a great smell, nice full branches, and that perfect pine color! And its arms are just the right length- you know how I feel about good arms on a tree! And those sharp pointy teeth, they're just like the teeth we had on Christmas trees growing up! And it's making that classic Christmas tree chewing noise! Bro? Where'd ya go?
Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different.
Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is
Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.
