Today, Wednesday 11/13/19 ...is day 2 of 2 for Lotto Squish 2019!
Welcome to Lotto Squish 2019: what happens when the Squishy Art Team puts on their best T.V. personality outfits to pull together something that isn't lotto and isn't bingo! Thankfully, we have the best producer in the biz. This Tuesday and Wednesday, we are using caged ping pong balls to pick different items to go on crazy huge 50% off sale for 24 hours!
And now, Day 2! Coupon is good from now until Thursday morning, 11/14/19 at 10AM EST!!!
Pat: Welcome to Lott Day 2! A series we originally pitched as a sitcom! But here we are, with a cage full of balls and heart full of Squishables on sale for 50% off!
Sam: What character was I going to play in the sitcom, Pat?
Pat: Oh! Uuh, right, your character! You definitely had one. Your character was the one that was secretly living in the basement.
Sam: You mean like my relationship to my current landlord?
Pat: Everyday it seems like I learn of a new crime that you’ve committed. Or are actively committing.
Sam: And yet you’ll never know them all!
Pat: Troublesome! But we’re way off track now. I haven’t explained the game yet!
Sam will randomly dispense these balls from our Mysterious Number Cage by spinning it with reckless abandon. The numbers on the balls correspond to different style Squishable - and the lucky Squishables that match the random numbers will go on sale for 50% off for today only! Stay tuned until the end of the video for a coupon code that lets you use the discount on our site, squishable (dot) com.
That make sense?
Sam: Only a little bit!
Pat: Good enough for me.
Sam: I’ve decided that in our sitcom I want to be the firm but loving sister-figure, that also hunts ghosts.
Pat: Producer Rachel, do you like that angle?
**Rachel the Skeleton nodding**
Pat: Do you think the network will go for it?
**Rachel the Skeleton shaking her head**
Pat: Drat. Let the rewrites begin! But for now, let’s play Lotto Squish!
Pat: Let’s spin the cage! … I don't know what to do with my hands!
Sam: Me neither, that’s why I’m spinning. Let’s go! Ball number 1! Alright… Ball number 2! I’m getting good at this!
Pat: Smooth.
Sam: Ball number 3!
Pat: That’s the Italian flag!
Sam: Ball number 4! Sometimes you make me laugh. Ball number 5!
Pat: I don’t know what that means.
Sam: Finally, ball number 6. Welp, almost.
Rachel: It’s very Christmas-y!
Sam: It is!
26, 44, 48.
Pat: Oooo!
Sam: Is that a good one? 28, 38.. And the final Squish-a-ball: 54.
Pat: OOooo oo! We got some hot picks! Number one: 15” latte! Number two: mini duckling! Number three: 15” panda (happy)! Number four: mini blue jay! Number five: mini seagull! Woah! Number six: 15” slice of cake!
Sam: That’s all six!
Pat: That’s all six, buds.
Sam: Use the coupon code you see here for 50% off the selected Squishables until tomorrow at 10AM! Thanks for joining us for our new show, Lotto Squish!! See you next time!
To use the code LOTTOSQUISH2, put one or more of the listed discount items in cart on squishable.com, apply the coupon, and the 50% discount will be deducted at checkout! No cash value. Expires at 10:00 am EST on 11/14/2019. Valid on retail orders placed at squishable.com only. Not valid on wholesale orders. Limit one coupon per order. Not valid with other coupons. Standard shipping charges apply. Not valid on things we don't sell, like caged skeletons.