Let’s take a minute to consider Bruce “Choppy” McTwobyfour,
friend to all lupine kind! This lumberjack loves building
beautiful-yet-sustainable wooden furniture, but he also
loves his furry, four-legged friends of the forest! That’s
why, right before chopping down a future armoire or
ottoman, Choppy says “Timber, Wolf!” as a warning for
all the Wolves to scurry to safety! True(ish) story!
These days, Timber Wolves prefer to live somewhere their
natural resources are not being actively harvested for
chaise lounges! Like your kitchen! The only thing that’s
incoming fast round here is dessert! “Carrot Cake, Wolf!”
15 squishy inches of yelling timber in a crowded forest, all new poly fiber, ages 3 and up!