You love Squishables. You keep seven on your bed and rotate them so each gets evenly cuddled. You give them for birthdays, weddings and the occasional knighting ceremony. Your web browser is displaying a Squishable.com page right now. You deserve to raise your Squishable experience to the heights of sumptuous luxury! Welcome to the Squishable Quantum Ultimate Experience, or SQUEE Club. Join us behind the Squishable.com velvet rope! Have some bubbly and an eclair! You'll be privy to the following ultra-premium awesomeness:
  1. Unlimited free shipping for a year to any destination in the contiguous 48 states!
  2. Super-Exclusive service and support from Reginald Sinclair Jeeveserson the Panda, the S.Q.U.E.E. concierge!
  3. Special deals only for S.Q.U.E.E. members!
And to thank you for joining...
  1. A coupon good for 20% off your next purchase!
  2. Welcome Mystery Micro Squishable! It's on its way to your shipping address now! Hang it from the rear-view mirror of your yacht to signal your membership to other members of the upper crust;
It's like getting a diamond amulet for the change in your pocket...but cuddlier. Note: don't try to snuggle a diamond, they're sharp and pointy. Unlike Squishables!

Free shipping all year!

A Welcome Mystery Micro Squishable!

Random Squee-only specials!

Squee Concierge!

Reviews! Woo hoo!
Average Review: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 20 Reviews

5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 I heart SQUEE club!!!!
By: Kristina Gentles (Warwick NY, NY) 4-15-2014
wow!!!! I just got SQUEE club and its great. a free micro? free shipping? so many advantages! I love squishables and so does my bff!!! we thank you for the squishy fuzz balls America likes to call squishables:)

5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 SQUEE Club is awesome!
By: Caitlin Mitchell (Austin, TX) 3-18-2014
I have more than made up for the price in the shipping I have saved. I also used the concierge customer service and Reginold Panda is wonderful! I highly recommend this service :)

5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Valentines Day
By: Madelyn Morales (Nampa, Idaho) 3-11-2014
When I saw my BFF had a cinamon bun squishable I wanted one so bad. Then for Valentines Day She got me the cupcake squishable. Her momo ordered 2 on accisent so she got one too!

5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 my first squishibale
By: lori (Rutland, VT) 2-19-2014
once my dad came to my house and said lori I have something for you and then he gave me my first squishibale at first I did not know what it was but then he said it was a squishibale android

5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Warning!
By: Morrigan (Nashville, TN) 1-13-2014
This is a warning to you all with a squishable craving. squishable.com created this S.Q.U.E.E. club in an attempt to enable your desire to feed your addiction. This road is a downward spiral into a pile of squishy love, and I am here to warn everyone of the cuddleable perils that peer from beneath the depths of fluff and adorable. I got a new job recently and to fix a void in my life, I succumbed to my addiction and got a membership. I am now stuck with a bi-weekly payment to squishable (BECAUSE I HAVE TO BUY AT LEAST ONE WITH EVERY PAYCHECK) and am slowly becoming buried in fluff! Someone help me! -=-=-=-=- In all seriousness, this pays for itself so quickly. With the 20% off coupon and free shipping, if this doesn't pay for itself in one moderately-sized order or 2-3 small-sized orders, then you don't understand math. Maybe you should order an android squishie to help you with that.