Unicorn-themed pastry! What a brilliant idea! But why stop at cake? How about unicorn-themed cannoli! Unicorn broccoli! Unicorn macaroni and cheese! Unicorn split-level duplex in downtown Seattle! Unicorn philosophy about the role of the ego in pre-rational determinism! Unicorn EVERYTHING!
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
6(w) x 6(d) x 6(h) inches. Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets, ages 0 and up!