Hey Pineapple, HUGE NEWS! I heard that you ripen faster upside down? This changes everything! Does that ripening trick apply to any other items? Maybe bananas? Financial stocks and bonds? My taste in interior decor? The possibilities are endless!
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini
but bigger than a Micro
(that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]