This Gingerbread Man does not like to 'run as fast as he can.' He prefers a gentle meander. Of course, that also means we can catch him pretty easily. And then we eat him. Because we're humans, and he's a slower-than-average cookie, and that's the predator/prey relationship that nature has prescribed to us. Natural selection and all that.
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]