Cacti are so misunderstood. Even with all those prickles and ouches, it's completely possible for a healthy cactus to to enjoy a hug, a pat on the back or even just a handshake. Stop the stereotype! Cacti need cuddles. You know what you have to do.
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]