I can't believe my luck! said the little Penguin. "Of all the candy lovers in the world, I got a Platinum Ticket to tour the mysterious Candy Factory! It contains sugary wonders beyond the imagination! And it's absolutely not based on any other fictitious candy factory! Really!"Before the little Penguin stood a utopia of bubblegum, toffee and chocolate! A river of caramel! So much delicious goodness! Penguins are not known for their self-control. As soon as the tour guide got distracted by a text, the little Penguin grabbed a super-grape sucker from the Flavor Lab. One bite and things started getting very...purple! The tour guide laughed with a knowing grin, and said, "That wasn't ready for Penguin consumption yet!" Then he sang a song about it with the help of some laboratory assistants of short stature, green hair, and perfect pitch!"Well," said the little Penguin, "The lollipop may be gone, but I'll always have this purple pelt to remind me that it was totally worth it!"