No need to adjust your screen - you absolutely read this correctly! For so many years, people have been begging us for a "Plaque Doctor." Weirdly, it was always under our Plague Doctor photos, but that's probably just a coincidence!

Well, we've heard your demands for a dental hygiene-themed plush! You're right, the world DOES need a spooky reminder to brush and floss! So, we made it!

Note: Yes, this is a real physical actual product you will really get if you preorder this item, and you will be charged real money when the preorders ship. For real! What - you thought we would joke about this?