Do you feel lethargic in the morning? Are you experiencing heavy eyelids, difficulty getting out of bed and moderate to severe hunger? Ask your doctor about a big honkin' plate of eggs! Only a big honkin' plate of eggs can quickly deliver to your system the protein and grease your body needs for the day!
And if you would like to experience a big honkin' plate of eggs when you are not experiencing symptoms of early morning hunger, ask your doctor about US! We have a dose of super-soft stuffed fried egg you can cuddle all day long! Side effects may include bacon and hash browns. 15 squishy inches of the cure for what ails ya. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only.
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