Squishable Blueberry Muffin
My fellow Americans, please join me in saluting the red, white and blue...berry muffin! Yes indeed! The Land of the Free is also the world's largest producer of Blueberries! They're as native to North America as tractor pulls and the seventh-inning stretch!
How can this possibly get more patriotic? By putting Blueberries in muffin form
! It's like strapping a rocket onto the back of a bald eagle! Indeed, the upstanding citizens of the great state of Minnesota found this noble baked good so awesome that they made it their state's official muffin
! I didn't even know there were official state muffins! Hug a Blueberry Muffin - your country depends on it!
15 squishy inches of 'Murican muffin, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!