Pat: Hello everyone I'm Pat.
Sam: And I'm Sam, despite what you may have read.
Pat: We're here for one singular purpose, to spread holiday cheer and use ping pong balls to put randomly selected Squishables on sale for 50% off.
Sam: That is two purposes, Pat. How silly of you!
Pat: What a faux pas! Normally something that we'd have a cutaway gag with Producer Rachel for, but nobody's really seen her around and I found this note in her office!
*Dramatic Sound Effect*
Sam: I'm sure it's nothing!
Pat: Me too! Let's explain the rules of the game! Thirty cups are set up on this extremely themed table, each with a picture of a recently released or holiday themed Squishable inside. Sam will toss six ping pong balls across the table, while I stand by pretending to contribute. Whichever cups the balls land in, the corresponding Squishable style will go on sale for 50% off for today only. Stay tuned until the end of the video for a coupon code you can use to redeem the discount on squishable.com!
Sam: Yeah! So simple!
Pat: *Laughs* Sam, I have a surprise for you. It's a tiny hat!
Sam: Oh Pat it's perfect!
Sam: I love it, but...I actually sold my tiny hat stand to, um, get you this tiny hat.
Pat: *Gasps* It's perfect.
Pat: I think we did that literary illusion wrong! But, in any case, let's pong!
Sam: Welp, there goes one.
Pat: Well, strong start. Alright that's one.
Pat: Oo, that's two! That's...only two. Three.
Pat: Alright, four.
Pat: Ok five!
Sam: Ball please!
Pat: Zoop! Wow!
Sam: Alright, aaand…
Pat: Wow that was action packed. So we have the Mini Santa. We have the Mini Penguin. The 15" Soup Dumpling, mmm. The 15" Hot Chocolate. The Mini Mac and Cheese.
Pat: And then the 15" Chocolate Bar. Wowowowowow!
Pat: Wooooow WOW.
Sam: Thank you for joining us this holiday season for a very special holiday pong. Use the coupon code below to take 50% off any of these styles at squishable.com. That's all for this year, but who knows what 2020 might hold. See you all soon!
*Cheesy Game Show Music*
Sam: Alright, great! Is that a wrap?
Pat, Offscreen: Yup.
Sam: Yay, awesome.
Pat, Offscreen: Ok Johan, let's get nachos.
To use the code HOLIDAYPONG2, put one or more of the selected items in your cart on squishable.com, apply the coupon, and the 50% discount will be deducted at checkout! No cash value. Expires at 10:00 am EST on 12/13/2019. Valid on retail orders placed at squishable.com only. Not valid on wholesale orders. Limit one coupon per order. Not valid with other coupons. Standard shipping charges apply. Not valid on things we don't sell, like masks.