Some say that Kelsey graduated from a small liberal arts college in Maryland with a degree in art. The story goes on to claim she then proceed to wander the East Coast in search of meaning and gainful employment, finally landing a job at a Waffle House, where she draws goofy pictures on the store's whiteboard. Others claim this is just a myth. A small sect of fanatics insist that this is actually a government conspiracy. Who really knows what the truth is?