The Bahamas speak to Horace's inner primate, that part of him that really desires to climb trees and throw pineapples at people! It speaks to Zoe's inner shopper, the part of her that really likes duty-free goods that someday she will never ever be able to aford! (hint hint to any altruistic jewelers out there, Z prefers emeralds. She would also like a pony).

Luckly, both travelers can have their primal needs met here in Nassau, where the Grouper and Mahi-mahi are fresh, the drinks are full of corn syrup and coconuts, and the sun is full of bright! On Boxing Day Zoe went downtown at midnight to watch the traditional Junkanoo parade with crazy floats and feathers and dancers and things. Horace most certainly did not.

Horace is seen here sporting the latest in Monkey swimsuit fashion, the 'completely naked' look

No effort was spent in the taking of this picture.

Duty-free means a kinder, gentler, more flowery-smelling Horace.

Blue ocean! Giant round monky! Zoe really needs a haircut!

Horace the Nomadic Monkey is in Boston Mass, land of lobsters and proper manners, as befits a place founded by Puritans! Horace likes the first, not so much the second. Did you know Boston has tripped its landmass through swamp reclamation? It's true! These and more random facts that don't really matter a whole lot if all you want is more lobster can be yours if you visit Boston.

A lobster roll on lobster crates, with a monkey who wishes he were a lobster

Proof of location pic

After this pic we went and ate some more lobster

Ooooh this place is so adorable. Adorable little restaurants, adorable lighthouses, adorable fishing boats getting washed out to sea never to be seen again...alright, that last part isn't adorable, it's tragic. But the rest is still true!!

Incidentally, Horace has great love for the lobster. Tasty tasty love. Zoe digs the air that smells like wet seaweed (tasty tasty seaweed!).

Humidity is awesome!

This is the main street of Gloucester. Guess its name.

Napping. It's a lot of work being carried around from place to place.

Squishable - making humorous photo ops out of things that really should be serious since 2006.

More napping!