There are sparrows who flit from tree to tree
and make beautiful music for innocent maidens as
they collect flowers in the forest. And then there's this
guy. I wouldn't say that he's aggressive (not if I wanted to
keep my face anyway), but he's definitely more of the
"laugh at the maiden and eat the flowers" variety.
But what
can you expect from a variety of a Sparrow called a
Dickcissel? Yes, that honestly is the
scientific name for this particular North American
seed-eating avian. But just because he's a little pushy
doesn't mean he doesn't want to be your adorable, fuzzy, cuddle-buddy.
He'll just cuddle you
assertively.
This bird was designed in conjunction with
Jeph Jacques of
Questionable Content. Read his web comic! It's good!
15 squishy inches of pushy bird, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
