Greeting a Phoenix at the airport is hard work! Clearly, you'll need a big sign with the word "PHOENIX" written on it. Preferably in wagon-wheel pasta, adorned by glitter! You should also bring cupcakes (because Phoenixes love cupcakes, obviously)!
But as the crowds stream out from baggage claim, what in the world will you look for? Every single culture ever has a different Phoenix myth, so there are a gazillion different versions of this flaming bird to choose from!
Well, allow us to present you with ours: we think a proper Phoenix should look like a fire-chicken
, a majestic poultry, burning with the light of a thousand suns. Hear his mighty cry as he struts down the gangway and bounces to you for a post-flight snuggle! Indeed!
15 inches of firey, feathery love, ages 3 and up, all new material.