So remember that time you wanted to impress the ladies and gents down at the club, so you put on your most expensive shoes, your cutest little outfit and your bling-iest jewelry? And then just before you left you stuck a huge pile of 8-foot psychedelic feathers to your rear? OH WAIT, THAT WAS ME!
Yes, I find the best way to make sure I have everyone's attention is feathers so long you can't tell if they're a tail or a train! Feathers so bright it actually makes sense to wear sunglasses indoors! Feathers so big, you KNOW
that they're going to listen when I yell "Play Freebird!"
And after a long night of strutting on the dance floor, I can return home to cuddle up in bed knowing that no way will anyone ever forget I was there. Especially not the ones who tripped on my plumage.
15 squishy inches of one-of-a-kind bird, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!