Goodness, are Owls scary. Fearsome terrors of the
night, they strike with vicious precision at all things
squeaky and crunchy in a wave of silent death...I'm not convincing anyone, am I?
All right, fact is, yes, Owls are extremely efficient hunters,
but who cares when they're so gosh darn cute! Who wouldn't
gladly sacrifice the occasional mouse for those huge eyes,
those fluffy feathers, that permanently surprised
expression that asks,
"Who, me? What mouse? It was like that when I got here. Incidentally, pass the ketchup."
15 squishy inches of innocent bird, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!