It has been proven, yes, proven, that kangaroos can't
possibly exist! Something about the amount they eat versus
the energy they require to bounce around. Or something.
Which just goes to show that scientists don't know squat
about kangaroos! This cuddly little fellow not only
bounces, he does all kinds of other nifty
stuff like snuggle, snurfle*, and steal slices of pie
(he's gotta keep that round figure somehow!) Guard your room from science! Hug a kangaroo!
*Snurfle: to hug with your face
15 squishy inches of bouncy impossibility! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!