Oh little cup of coffee, you work so goshdarn hard! You help me get through the morning! You help me get through my afternoon sugar crash! You help me get through that term paper I had to write about how much I love coffee!
Well little coffee, you've earned a little rest and relaxation! Plunk right down here next to me on the loveseat! Let's watch your favorite TV shows (mid-'80s sitcoms)! Let's munch on some donuts...without dunking them in you for a change! Let's settle in for some cuddles, peace, quiet, and caffeine.
15 squishy inches of brew on break! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!