''Once before, it appears, Professor Angell had seen
the hellish outlines of the nameless monstrosity,
puzzled over the unknown hieroglyphics, and heard
the ominous syllables which can be rendered only as
Yes, there's nothing like a horrific Elder God to snuggle
with. That tentacled face and freakish wings at which humans have quailed
since the dawn of time is perfect for scaring away monsters
under the bed and cuddling up to during a horror movie.
Those are tentacles of looooove, people.
And we promise he shall not rend your entrails
yea unto to the bowels of the earth.
15 squishy inches of terrifying apocalyptic cutie, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
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