"Once before, it appears, Professor Angell had seen
the hellish outlines of the nameless monstrosity,
puzzled over the unknown hieroglyphics, and heard
the ominous syllables which can be rendered only as
'Cthulhu'..."
Yes, there's nothing like a horrific Elder God to snuggle
with. That tentacled face and freakish wings at which humans have quailed
since the dawn of time is perfect for scaring away monsters
under the bed and cuddling up to during a horror movie.
Those are tentacles of looooove, people.
And we promise he shall not rend your entrails
yea unto to the bowels of the earth.
15 squishy inches of terrifying apocalyptic cutie, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
My boyfriend bought me this Cthulhu as a present. I was so excited to get him! However, his fur isn't as plush as the picture made it seem, and I can't really even see his eyes all that well. Maybe I just got one that was not as good of quality as the others. However, I'm still very happy to have my Cthulhu Squishable.
Eldritch Evil has never been so soft.
By: Jason (Belton, MO) 5-17-2011
Squishable Cthulhu may be slowly nomming away on your sanity while you sleep, but he's so big and huggable that you're perfectly okay with that. His beard of tentacles and teensy wings make Squish-thulhu the most adorable Elder God ever.
Other Almost-As-Cool Squishable Animals
Buy another squishable for that cute girl/guy who lives across the hall. Check out the entire squishable collection here.
Cthulhu Phtagn!
