Mini Squishable Rainbow Jumping Spider
Finally, an arachnid that can keep up with the on-the-go lifestyle of today's Millennial! According to research conducted by very serious people who grew up with phones stuck to the wall by curly wires, the youth like to, as they say, "multi-task." One minute, they're tweeting a status on their tumblegram, the next they're scarfing down an energy drink, or some organic kale, or something! On fleek!
That's where Rainbow Jumping Spider comes in! With all those eyes, it can binge-watch, live-chirp, snap-talk and accomplish all those "hashed tag squad goals" we've been reading so much about in the paper version of the newspaper...all at the same time!
Serious researchers with no sense of humor say that kids these days love a high capacity for simultaneous visual processing. Thus, a giant, 8-eyed, multi-colored spider. Boom. Nailed it.
The spots on the Rainbow Jumping Spider use our special rainbow Prism fur...so each one will be totally unique!
7 squishy inches of "stop writing the product descriptions, Dad." All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
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