"My goodness," said the border crossing agent, "Six eyes, lots of horns, blue fur...why I've never seen a visitor like you before!"
"No you have not!" said the visitor. "For I am a Hakutaku, the mythical extra-eyed beast from the East who offers judicious counsel
to only the wisest rulers! It's right there on my passport, in kanji!"
"That's fascinating!" said the agent. "If you offer advice, then how should I spend my next day off?"
"My centuries of study and observation lead me to advise you to cuddle up on your couch...with a Hakutaku!"
The Hakutaku is a Limited Edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 1,000. Once they're gone...they're gone!
7 squishy inches of Hot Clue Toe Crew, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!