A Zen parable. "How can one make a round Giraffe?" the student asked the great sage. "How can one convey giraffiness without a long neck?"
The sage leaned back, stroked his ample beard, and contemplated. "The neck, as iconic as it may be, is not the true meaning of giraffeatude, but only its reflection," he said. "You see, a giraffe neck is merely an instrument by which our many-mottled friend expresses his desire for those really tasty leaves from the top of the tree. But he recognizes that no such stretching is necessary when his nutrition comes from a blueberry muffin, or a bag of microwave popcorn on the coffee table."
"So you're saying that this particular Mini Squishable Giraffe is true to the nature of giraffiness, if the definition of being a Giraffe is 'hugs on a couch', rather than 'grazing on the savannah'?"
The Giraffe is a Limited Edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 1,000. Once they're gone...they're gone!
7 squishy inches of giraffular essence! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!opensquish_giraffe_11624new
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Average Review: 6 Reviews
Awesome! By: Debbie (Warminster, PA) 10-13-2014
My niece loves giraffes so I had to get this one as soon as I saw it. I'm sad to see only 1000 were being made but I'm glad I got one for her when I did. She loves it. It holds a place of honor on her bed. Please make more! This is a great design!
Even my significant other likes it By: Kixxar (, VA) 7-1-2014
My significant other (SO) hates stuffed animals... so naturally I have them filling up our shelves in the closet.
I got this little guy because it is the most adorable thing, and my SO said it is the only cute stuffed animal I have and that he'll allow it on the bed. :D
It is so fluffy! I love it!
Wonderful little giraffe! By: Maddie Lowry (, MS) 6-24-2014
I love this guy so much! I adore his floppy ears, long tail, and just everything about this little squish! Joffrey the giraffe has to be one of my cutest squish (don't tell the others that!) and he has a big personality for such a little guy! I recommend you get them while you still can!
Way perfect! By: Leah (Umatilla, FL) 6-7-2014
My son just recieved this giraffe today from a redditgifts SS. It was for a early birthday present. He absolutely loves it and constantly snuggles it! It's too adorable for words!
Giraffes!!!! By: CC (Greenwich , CT) 2-1-2014
The day that my giraffe squishable came in the male I was sick. My grandmother gave me the squishy and it ABSOLUTELY made my day!! Their floppy ears are so cute with their long tail. I named my giraffe Melmin and he sits next to the other squishables at the end of my bed.