Has this ever happened to you? You're sitting in a park, minding your own business, when a man in a snappy suit comes up to you and says, "Pardon me, but is that an adorable, tiny little Octopus attached to your backpack?”
"Why yes," you say. "It is my tiny tentacled little friend! It is indeed adorable and always keeps a smile on its face! Because it's stitched there!"
Then, the dude in the suit gives your Micro Squishable Octopus a squeeze, hands you a suitcase full of cash and offers you a part in a live-action remake of Powerpuff Girls.
3 inches of pink, round good fortune, all new material, ages 3 and older only! Includes removable plastic keychain clip.
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Valid on retail orders placed at squishable.com only for shipping within the continental US. Valid through 12/31/2016 at 11:59 PM PST. No cash value. Yadda yadda yadda.