O great Cthulhu of the underwater city of R'lyeh, hear my plea! As you dangle from the front of my messenger bag, use your noodley tentacles to strike terror in those who would snoop therein, for it contains the secrets of a thousand years of gum wrappers and candy shop receipts!
O dread elder god Cthulhu, keep my cell phone and its charger most holy (when I remember to pack it) protected in its compartment! Specifically, the compartment beside the zipper where you reside in slumber, ready to awaken at the sign of trouble!
O powerful Cthulhu, you are so horrifically cute! For lo, your wings are stubby and adorable, as is your belly most ticklish! Get over here, widdle fella…I mean terrifying elder god! Whatever!
3 inches of supernatural cutie pie, all new material, ages 3 and older only! Includes removable plastic keychain clip.micro_squish_cthulhu_3new
Reviews! Woo hoo!
Average Review: 3 Reviews
Micro Mythic Delight! By: DouglasH (Ann Arbor, MI) 10-8-2014
Dread Microthulhu lies not sleeping beside me on the couch but probably wanting some of these snacks as we watch a few choice horror flicks. Not sure if the cheddar rice cakes are fishy enough for him, but his big dark eyes, three ready tentacles and wide-open arms let me know he's just right for me. Even his tiny eldritch wings wait ready to flutter doom to all thoughts of non-squee. If only I could get this strange singing out of my head ... . Ah, well, here he comes for another cuddle - I hope!
best x-mas present ever By: Katherine Vargas (Hunters, WA) 12-28-2013
this year I wanted to get something for my brother and I got him he loved him! so if you have a brother then perfect present .
It's actually bigger than I imagined! By: Samantha Stevens (Narnia, NY) 10-25-2012
I was never a big fan of the Cthulhu. But when this came out, I just couldn't resist! She was so adorable, and I thought he was going to be tiny, tiny. But when Cthomi cme home, he was actually bigger than I imagined! He fit into the palm of my hand, and I thought it would only fit half of it. Trust me, this is shamazingly cute.