We can think of only good adjectives for the humble Squirrel: adorable, furry, alert, dexterous! But certainly never “huge.” Or “round.” Or “Burymyfaceinitsbigroundbellyawwwsosoft.” With a Squishy Red Squirrel, those words are now extremely appropriate and/or invented by me just now!
I ask you, what quality currently possessed by your average forest-dwelling rodent would not be improved by embiggening it? Bushy tail: Bushier! Adorable buck teeth: Buckier! In fact,wrapping your arms around one gigantic Squirrel is probably even better
than trying to hug fifteen little ones all at once. It’s true!
15 inches of bigger, betterer, and Squirrelier, ages 3 and up, all new material!