We hold these truths to be self evident: that all frogs are generally created equal, but some are extra-special and deserve to wear a fancy little hat! We also believe that frogs should not have to transmogrify into mammalian form in order to exercise the benefits associated with that fancy little hat! A frog can be both amphibian and prince at the same time! We, therefore declare that the frog monarchy be recognized by all and sundry as "royally adorable and worthy of many smooches." Let it be so decreed!