Oh, fantastic you are, Mister Penguin! Oh how you waddle around in circles! Oh how you bellyflop into the ocean! Oh how you slide so gracefully down the side of a glacier right into a pile of other Penguins that have also slid gracefully down the side of a glacier (this moment of cuteness brought to you by the immutable physics of the Southern Hemisphere!) I wish my town were overrun with Penguins!Not coincidentally, I also wish Penguins were huuuuuuuge! In fact, I wish my town had gigantic Penguins that were as wide as they are tall, and as tall as Penguin-ly possible! When they would waddle around the town, they would really waddle around the town!Through the magic of Squishification, my maniacally cute vision is a reality! Look out neighbors, the most cuddly creature is now large and in charge on your block! Dreams do come true!Note: Massives are not normally eligible for expedited shipping, but if you've got a special situation, email us! International Orders: Incidentally, these are just too big to ship to most international destinations. Just FYI!