It's about time we took a fresh look at dessert! Not the desserts we already have, since they're delicious and perfect. No, we need a new attitude about everything else! As in, why isn't everything else made out of dessert? Why can't candy wrappers be made of yet more candy?And why must sweets be dainty? The idea that cute things should be diminutive is antiquated and silly! Why not create a Cupcake the size of a wrecking ball? A Cupcake big enough to sate the hunger of an entire soccer team! A Cupcake so massive in size, scope and squishiness that you can happily sit down on one in order to eat...yet another cupcake! Think outside the box - and on top of the Cupcake!Note: Massives are not normally eligible for expedited shipping, but if you've got a special situation, email us! International Orders: Incidentally, these are just too big to ship to most international destinations. Just FYI!