At the top of the Cretaceous food chain
there aren't a lot of raptors as helpful as a
Need to turn some smaller dinosaurs into dinner? Utahraptor has it covered! Need a replacement bowling ball? He can do that too! Utahraptor is here to help! And be squished! It's nice to have a terrifying carnivore for a friend. Certainly better than the alternative.
You know who else is nice? Ryan North
. He helped us design this, and
he has an awesome webcomic! Keep it up, Ryan!
14 inches of prehistoric pokes! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!