This Squishable has been retired.
It's a classic story! A friendly marsupial makes the varsity team on a fluke and quietly sits on the bench! He gladly provides cuddles, snurfles, and other forms of emotional support, but fails to get a lot of on-field glory.
Then, with ten seconds left in the championship game, it's Sugar Glider's time to shine! You see, a Sugar Glider can glide the length of a football field at a single go, and a Squishable Sugar Glider has the added benefit of being larger (and cuter) than a football! It's a tender touchdown! The crowd goes wiiiiilllld!!!!
15 squishy inches of GLI-DER! GLI-DER! GLI-DER! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!