Do you like eating anything at all besides eucalyptus leaves? If you do then being a Koala just isn't for you! You might fulfill the other requirementseasily enough: you might have an adorable roly-poly body, you might sport soft, fuzzy ears perfect for nuzzling, you might even keep your young in a pouch on your stomach. But if you don't like eucalyptus you're totally out of luck. Leave beinga Koala to the experts! It's what they're good at!