Chilis and garlic are such a gauche method of making
sure you have a row to yourself on the bus. Next time,
why not just try breathing fire at the potential seat-mate?
Yes indeed, barbecuing should always be a first weapon
of choice when dealing with unwanted intruders, and for that
purpose allow us to suggest a dragon!
Hidden within his fuzzy cuddliness is a mass of adorable
territorial aggression! Protect your
lawn from overenthusiastic puppies, your treehouse
from bloodthirsty pirates, or your
bed from unwanted exes. This is a multi-purpose flamethrower
with extra cuddly hug attachment included.
15 squishy inches of flammable reptile, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
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