Limited Mini Squishable Computer Mouse
My computer is so slow it hertz!
Can't send me a megabyte of data? Then byte me!
Puns and technology - they just work so well together!
Case in point: this little Computer Mouse! He can be an optical mouse (he can see well!), a light-sensitive mouse (ultraviolet makes him happy!), or a trackball mouse (he...runs track while playing basketball?) Yes, he's a utilitarian piece of hardware, but he's also a squeaky, furry little friends who wants some petting while you finish up those spreadsheets.
This Computer Mouse is a Limited Edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 1,000. Once they're gone...they're gone!
7 squishy inches of techno-rodent, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!